For those of you in chul here is a special broadcast of the latest trends in the haredi world. Ordered from least popular to most. 5. Energy drinks.
Apaz it takes alot out of a bloke to be unemployed and not help around the house. But luckily for the Haredim there are a plethora for super caffeinated drinks that are rapidly being consumed by this rapidly expanding demographic.
4. Capes.
Don't be fooled by this trend. It is still in the high 30s every day. The women are fully dressed with long sleeved shirts buttoned up and tights and the lot. But still to protect oneself from any chance of feeling the breeze, a cape the newest fad. It's not even like haredim have super powers!
3. Staring.
Be it a fat person, a near-nekkid chick or somebody having a heart-attack there's nothing as relentless and as widespread as the open mouthed unblinking Haredi stare.
2. The Quif
We all knew it a few years back. When highschool girls around the world decided that they wanted to channel Elvis Presley or any male character in Grease and began embrasing the quif. But now thanx to impressive sheital machers this trend needen't end when you drop out of high school to get married. Baruch Hashem, soon by you too!
1. Raising children.
Stam. They don't raise them, they just plant them and then like wild flowers the children raise themselves. I know this because I was taking a bus through Har Nof this week and I saw a baby trapped in a window flower box on the 3rd floor in nothing but a nappy tapping on the window to be let in.
With that - Shabbat Shalom.
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1 comment:
great minds think alike. I have that photo up on my wall, as soon as i saw it in 'the age' a while back, i knew it was a keeper. shabbat shalom.
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